Brochitis

The medical term for when a bro hangs out with his bros too much, loses his sanity, and doesn't know who he is anymore.

The bro only wanted a house party for one night, since they wouldn't leave he now has Brochitis.

by FryBanshee October 22, 2019

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When a cricket ball hits you in the balls/but if your a girl it’s when a cricket ball hits you right in the nipple of your boobies

Boy version:doctor what happend

Doctor:you just got a Brochis
Boy:aw man why me!

Girl version:Mum my boobies hurt
Mother:you just got girlchis

by Schubby monster December 27, 2019

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Brophy • brophobia • broph • brophie • Brophisticated • Brophylactic • Broph-a-saurus • Brophany • Brophase • brophecy

Broh momento

A broh momento

When your bro says something so sweet yet you really wanna wack them in the back of the head.

Bro 1: “ you know who’s thicc?”
Bro2: “who?”
Bro1:”you bro”
Bro2:” broh momento dude..”

by Cannio and Emi April 7, 2020

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person 1: Hi.
person 2 BROAHV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡😡

by theepicgamerman September 12, 2020

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A "definitely not gay" gay sexual activity between two bros wherein a man stands over a second man who is kneeling while both parties are nude. The first man then takes his genitalia in his hand like a hammer and uses it to beat on the second man's forehead, as though he were a nail, until the first man reaches climax. This activity comes with the unspoken rule that the bros never make eye contact, lest the activity becomes homosexual in nature.

Bro 1: "Thanks bro I feel so much better"
Bro 2: "Anytime bro, I'm always down when you need a Brohamer.

by FatherGrief September 28, 2020

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