FatherGrief's definitions

Brohamer

A "definitely not gay" gay sexual activity between two bros wherein a man stands over a second man who is kneeling while both parties are nude. The first man then takes his genitalia in his hand like a hammer and uses it to beat on the second man's forehead, as though he were a nail, until the first man reaches climax. This activity comes with the unspoken rule that the bros never make eye contact, lest the activity becomes homosexual in nature.

Bro 1: "Thanks bro I feel so much better"
Bro 2: "Anytime bro, I'm always down when you need a Brohamer.

by FatherGrief September 28, 2020