Ben: yeah man I saw nirvana live in 2006 and I fucked Courtney Love
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up
Mark: Oi mate you’re fuckin catching bollock shut up
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A game played by teenagers (typically aged between 13-17) or elderly gentlemen (typical aged between 71-94) in which participants would suffer severe pain-resultant impact to the testicles (nuts, balls, kohoneys or bollocks) and the penis (cock, savage schlong, dick or slender shaft). One would usually get hit as a forfeit or as a punishment for sexually assaulting somebody.
Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.
It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.
Blue bollocks was a common torture method in the Middle Ages, in American prisons in the 1980s and is still used in British police stations to this day when asking young boys “where they got the knife from”.
It is usually carried out with a baseball bat to the balls or a paintball gun to the same area. It can also be carried out with the flat side of a sword to flatten the testicles.
Man: Did you see my wang?
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house
Wife: Yes. It seems someone attended to it. Sexually.
Man: I did nothing of the kind. I was playing a game of blue bollocks with the lads.
Wife: You were my arse. Get out of the house
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by Queefis Minumus, Summoner of Bollockings September 25, 2003
Get the bollock mug.1) To roll with your bros.
2) To adjourn to another location with one's friends.
2) To travel with, or (esp.) leave with, one's close male companions.
2) To adjourn to another location with one's friends.
2) To travel with, or (esp.) leave with, one's close male companions.
1) Hey, Louis has the nachos and Vicente has the beer, let's broll to Eddy's party.
2) Alright guys, we're done with this weak shit, time to broll to Eddy's party.
3) So then we brolled over to Eddy's place, with the bros, and it was awesome.
2) Alright guys, we're done with this weak shit, time to broll to Eddy's party.
3) So then we brolled over to Eddy's place, with the bros, and it was awesome.
by Pseudophor October 22, 2014
Get the broll mug.In Italy we use two rude slang words, 1- "scoglionato" that derives from coglioni (same meaning of bollox, testicles) and 2 - "scazzato" (from cazzo, penis)to define the feeling of being either "annoyed to death" or "extremely unsatisfied" because of a certain situation or circumstance.
I guess it might be used in the same way
I guess it might be used in the same way
1 - I felt so bolloxed during the party that I preferred to get back home.
2 - "Hey Joe what's up? You look bolloxed" "I am Frank, things are going in the opposite way I had planned'em"
2 - "Hey Joe what's up? You look bolloxed" "I am Frank, things are going in the opposite way I had planned'em"
by The Italian Bad Ass November 24, 2006
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