Brendon hoyle

A small looking triangle that’s a speck cunt with warts on his Penis he wipes chocolate on his nob and let’s his wife clean it with her eyebrows

Omg he was such a Brendon Hoyle

by Brendon hoyle September 28, 2021

Brendon

a sigma male

sigma's rise up

*Guy walks by menacingly*
Other guy: "Wow that guys such a Brendon.. I wish I was a Brendon."

by dodo birds are cool November 10, 2021

Brendon

A REAL NIGGA, DRIPS HARD, SMELLS NICE AND WIL FUCK A NIGGA BITCH

Damnnnnnn he a Brendon

by Young fly B November 23, 2021

breaon

A cute tall man. Breaon is loyal but sometimes to the wrong people. He has a big brown eyes. Breaon loves music and loves trying to new restaurants. He is so sweet and funny. He is a mommas boy and loves family, his girlfriend is white.

Wow! There’s a tall man .. must be a breaon.

by mbhahah November 23, 2021

Brendon

Someone whose parent(s) couldn't distinguish between an A and an E

In tha and, it doasn't avan mettar Brendon

by 405 South November 23, 2021

Brendon

He is sweet, cute, and smart. When he’s around you he would literally make you feel like you’re in a kdrama. You can’t help but smile and catch butterflies. He’s shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s fun to be around with. He’s one of a kind and extremely easy to catch feelings for.

Bro Brendon is literally the cutest.

by leemarkeu December 3, 2021

Brendon

Some shmuck who obsesses over "The Office".

Brendon: Have you seen "The Office"?
Guy: Shut the fuck up Brendon!

by WeegeeCool December 9, 2021