Brad Gorton

A lazy drug dealer who likes to kidnap and rape kid (mainly boys) he forces kids to sell drugs for them and then robs them and makes them repay him by raping them violently

Daniel: I woke up last night with a sore ass and throat
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance

by Harry toreria January 25, 2022

Brad's girl

Brad's girl is Lauren, the prettiest girl to ever exist!
Lauren belongs all to Brad and only him

"who's brad's girl?"
"Lauren is"

by tinydoll May 13, 2023

Pulling A Brad

When someone in a group of people awkwardly forces a conversation about running or cycling.

I left the conversation after he started Pulling A Brad.

by The Real Thor December 16, 2014

Brad Colson

The poorest excuse for a human

Brad Colson is a peice of shit

by Brittlololol September 8, 2018

to do a brad.

to do a brad refers to the act of dropping a new gadget when its sitll new.

kevin: dude! check out my new P1i man!
brad: pass it over bro.
kevin: here u go..

*brad drops the phone and puts a scratch on it*

kevin: DUDE.....

*awkward silence*

sitruc: he just HAD to do a brad...

by sitruc265 January 9, 2008

Brad bobaguard

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.

“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”

by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022

Brad Curl

the term ''brad curl'' is latin for "baby curl" and means to have a curl so small, it wraps around your finger.

for example, ''awhh, look at that brad curl'' and ''you're rocking that brad curl today''

by Droplets64 May 2, 2011