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Braden

Looks a lot like the crimson chin and is very bad at jokes and is very bad at come backs
Braden is annoying
by Bifford did this March 22, 2019
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if you know a braden you must have petty theft on your record. and hate white bitches because they are fake as fuck. bradens are caucasion some might think that means white but to bradens that shit is different.
bradens hate fat motherfuckers that are just trynna get some grub.
by kiki0051234 August 16, 2019
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BadEmpanada

A white Australian who moved to Argentina to LARP as a "third-world socialist."
Unable to handle the fact that he moved from one white settler colony to another for social capital, BadEmpanada spends all day projecting his colonial guilt onto Israel
by Queen Buttrix December 3, 2021
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blade

A young girl, used in the north-west of Ireland.
There's that wee blade young McGeady shifted in the barn other nite there.
That wee blade's some shelf on her.
by thebdogg November 30, 2006
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braden

A very saucy fellow, who often finds himself busting a flow or busting down a swisher. Rarely found around stupid beezies, fat beezies, or gay men, a Braden is somebody you can always count on, before he's high. He has a great sense of humor and will drop 5 on a blunt, prefers OG kush over anything else on the planet.
I need to cop a sack, im going to hit my boy Braden.
by bluntman23 December 14, 2010
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Vorpal Blade

A sexual act. The process demands a bowl of snickers to be melted via microwave. Then, after sufficient cooling, the "snicker snack" must be poured on the woman's abdomen. Lastly, the male slaps the woman's abs with his penis until his member is coated in candy residue. The female will naturally lick or eat the candy coating from the male's penis.
"One, two! One, two! and through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead(his penis being limp), and with its head
He went galumphing back."
by EmperorEli December 4, 2011
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Baden

A male who thinks he's better then he is and finds faults in others before realising his true self. A Baden is someone who is undecided about many things and shows a side of sensitivity and an untrusting nature. Although a Baden can be a negative person, his love will always be strong for one person. He is a gentle man who will be a great husband and father.
Wow, that man and woman love each other a lot.

Yeah he's definitely a Baden.
by Carter Lloyd November 30, 2013
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