Bobbitted

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

Bobbiwhistles

A minor explosion between the legs.

See queef

"Do you smell that? I think a bobbiwhistles snuck in here."

by Derek December 6, 2003

Bobbing for Apples

When one (male) lies underwater naked in a hot tub such that at least his testicles are submerged, and his partner blindfolds his or herself and attempts to retrieve said testicles with his or her mouth.

Or do this in a public swimming pool to achieve the Orchard Variation.

Also see Bobbing for Assholes.

Dude, I went bobbing for apples last night and am still flossing the pubes out of my teeth.

by AppleCiderEnthusiast January 26, 2016

Bobbie Joe

A good and beautiful girl that will warm your heart .you would be lucky to call her "mine",whenever you're sad or anything like that she will cuddle you and warm you like a air conditioner .she has beutiful blue eyes and a smile that will make your day.take care of her because I lost this chance long time ago.

"Bobbie Joe has beautiful blue charming eyes "

by Denis Scarlatache May 21, 2018

Bad Bobbi Counselor

A camp counselor, that is truly evil to the core but in a funny way, and at the end of all of the cheap horror movies this B.B.C. is the one that always kills her campers but in a funny way. B.B.C. is also an alcoholic with a $500 a day coke habit, and a serious addiction to high class hookers.

wow i had the best time at camp wannahockalugie this summer even though my counselor was such a Bad Bobbi Counselor or as we say a B.B.C. the whole time. There was drinking, drugs and hookers all over are tent.

by lexi hues February 8, 2009

chili bobbing

When a males penis is lined with chili pepper rings and the woman attempts to suck as many pepper rings off as she can in one fluid motion.

I introduced my girlfriend to chili bobbing. Now she's addicted and can reach the 10th chili without a problem.

by Chewbaccalover17 December 31, 2016

babbit

another example of slut or whore but more advanced.
a babitt goes after her friend's fathers and brothers and her very own inlaws.

Do you beleive that babbit slept with my father?

by FluffStuff December 13, 2008