Blumpkin Spice

What you get when you and taking a dump, getting a blowjob, and drinking coffee (specifically pumpkin spice flavored), at the same time.
Dude last night I was so stoked. I was just dumping, drinking my folgers pumpkin spice coffee, and then this hot girl randomly came in and gave me a blowjob. It was amazing. Gotta love blumpkin spice.
by OhNooooo November 21, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Spice mug.

anal blumpkin

The act of licking someone's pooper while they are taking a shit...Two girls one cup style!
Whats best after giving an anal blumpkin...cleaning the shit off your tongue
by AnalBlumpkinator2 November 19, 2010
Get the anal blumpkin mug.

Blumpkin Pie

Blumpkin Pie is a delicious home made recipe that any male with or without cooking skills can make.

While receiving fellatio you shit in a pie tin. Then as you are cumming, you put the cum ontop of the poo poo. Then you shove the girl's face into the pie and force feed her the rest of the meal. This is ganranteed to be a meal she wil never forget and will talk about it for years to come.
Carina: What the fuck is your problem?

Brian: What are you talking about?

Carina: The blumpkin pie you made me eat last night... there must have been a tainted substance in it because i feel nauseous and i think i'm going to blow chunks!

Brian: oh, well just don't get any on my shoes, they are new.
by edwin gaffney May 12, 2006
Get the Blumpkin Pie mug.

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin while occupying an out-house.
Mary walked to the out-house and gave Joe a Country Blumpkin for his birthday.
by Spigot On HOT March 05, 2009
Get the Country Blumpkin mug.

Country Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job from a southern girl while taking a poop.
I heard Hailey gives country blumpkins if you wanna try something new.
by ZeroExe July 11, 2021
Get the Country Blumpkin mug.

bisacodyl blumpkin

When you're preppin' for your colonoscopy and she give's you a blow job.
Man, that colonoscopy prep was brutal except for that bisacodyl blumpkin.
by Bisacodyl Boo Boo Babe April 02, 2017
Get the bisacodyl blumpkin mug.

Blumpkin Plus

It's like a regular Blumpkin (in which one is taking a shit while another person is giving them a blow job) except in the case of a Blumpkin Plus the person taking a shit is also vomiting onto the other person's head.
Bro, that chick was so nasty and probably down for a Blumpkin Plus had I been queasy enough.
by WIZARD_GOD_BRO_BABY August 05, 2021
Get the Blumpkin Plus mug.