blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.

Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!

by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014

Flipping the blizzard

69ing in a snowstorm

“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”

by Jihad McLaden October 29, 2017

skiing through a blizzard

When a girl jerks off two guys while five other guys jerk off on her.

She went skiing through a blizzard and just about died halfway through.

by The tenderizer December 5, 2017

New England Blizzard

When your walking outside and then it starts to snow, and then it doesn't stop for like a month.

Thanks to New England Blizzards, I barely have school in the winter.

by Young Jamal December 12, 2017

Dairy Queen Blizzards

Boy are they delicious

Bob: Hey John, let's go get some Dairy Queen blizzards!

John: Sounds like a great idea!

by somebody who likes diary queen December 20, 2020

brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Flip my blizzard

When a girl is doing a handstand and you cum inside her and she holds the cum in while standing upright.

Johnny asked me if he could flip my blizzard but I can’t do a handstand.

by Possole26 May 28, 2022