Blitzed

the action of jacking off or pounding someone from behind and cumming on their back and making them leave it there while out in public

My boyfriend blitzed me before we left tonight, it's making me horny

by Jarl Blitzen April 10, 2020

Blitzed

the most intense sex you can have while high

Beani and i were so blitzed last night

by chimera012 June 11, 2013

Blitzen

A person who is addicted to all drugs, not just one. Someone who is always high on many types of illegal drugs. An addict with no special drug of choice.

That girl is always smiling, she's Blitzen. Look at the guy talking to the wall, he's Blitzen.

by Ms. Veronica Wood December 20, 2013

blitz

The act of consuming both alcohol and marijuana to achieve a unique combination of the two substances effects. When alcohol is consumed first this combination typically results in a marijuana high with more energy and less paranoia.

Last night we drank a 40 and smoked a blunt. I was blitz!

by k-dizzledanksta May 8, 2007

butthole blitzer

homosexual male who enjoys rough anal sex, either pitching or catching.

tony, youre such butthole blitzer, shut the fuck up already.

by my ass is fuckin hairy, man June 30, 2011

blitzcreak

To expell rectal fumes on another person anywhere between 6 to 12 inches from your anal cavitie with the intent to cause harm to the sences of the attacked party member.

Niko cant breath, becuase he was just blitzcreak by tony

by Martha stewart room June 6, 2009

blitz fast

A break from Blitz, usually lasting from one to three days

Bill: Yo man, I can't take all these random blitzes from people, I'm not even on campus.

Jane: You should go on a blitz fast.

by skittles17able November 16, 2009