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Payday Broke

That feeling you get when you realize your hard earned cash is a pile of dust thanks to all the bills you owe.
After working 80 hrs I thought I was gonna be ballin until I realized I was a payday broke joker smoke.
by J•Diżżłę May 2, 2014
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Clinton broke

Disingenuous claims to a lack of funds, in the fashion of Hillary Clinton.

Maintaining a flawed standard for 'empty' coffers.
Guy 1: "You want to get pizza?"
Guy 2: "Who's paying? I'm broke."
Guy 1: "Man, you're Clinton broke, you just bought a new car."
by Pra3torian June 11, 2014
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Dusty Bloke

Anal and obnoxiously annoying punks. Also referred as dried dingleberries in which they are hard and painful to remove.
"Alexis is being such a Dusty Bloke"
by Charlie bearded dragon January 25, 2016
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A-booked

A-booked or audio booked is when you are lost in the world of words, stories and imagination with voice of an audio book
1.

She was A-booked in the mysterious wonderland of Alice

2.

C: hey, what you listening to ? Coldplay ?

D: Nope, A-booked with witcher
by Cookie monster and a dragon February 14, 2020
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fiat broke

having close to none or zero of your net worth in fiat currency. All your money is in bitcoin or other lesser assets.
Billy: Hey man want to go to lunch at this new place? Its kinda pricey.

Bobby: Sorry man I'm fiat broke. Id have to sell to eat there, and im never selling.
by bestkidinlobby March 5, 2021
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Bean bloke

An odd type of fellow who often poses with orange hair and has a beanish aroma. Their heads are often 'bean' shaped and with this comes significant advantages in the realm of bean cooking, tasting and philosophy. Many often work for the head beanist (currently Sean Bean) who is the leader of the Beanism movement.
"Oi bruv! That Anthony fella is meant to be a bean bloke!" exclaimed Timothy.

"Blooming heck matey! I believe you are right!?" cried Frederick.

"We should be cautious around that porbis, that's for sure." replied Timothy
by Bean_man!11 February 11, 2023
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lawyer-broke

The flattest-ass kinda broke there is.
Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my beoke ass outa jail.
said to dealers and hoes, "Don't even show me that crack. I am lawyer-broke 'til next year !"
by anonymous May 26, 2023
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