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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 22, 2025

Chewbacca birth

When someone's mother has'nt shaved her bush the entire time she is pregnant, and when the child is born, they get major carpet burn, leaving a burn birthmark.

Kid1-dude, you have a huge birthmark!
Kid2-yeah, I had a Chewbacca birth.

by Herpesbacon April 6, 2017

max birth

the realest nigga in the game

that guy over there is a max birth

by glorillagrip_420 February 14, 2023

Birthing

Getting pushed out of yo mom's vagina :)

Women are birthing all men in the world.

by Birthing October 13, 2021

The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

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😱: The Sun’s move into your birth sign will encourage you to believe that amazing things are going to happen, and they are! If you think big and act big over the next few days then no ambition will be beyond you. The universe is on your side.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 18, 2025

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

Birth control

Used to prevent babies

“I don’t think my pull out game was strong”

“ it’s fine I took my birth control”

by Idgaf4u September 16, 2019