survival bike

similar to a rat bike, survival bikes are made from 3-4 other motorcycles bodged together with various crap taken from a WWII scrap heap with the intent to appear as if it had been ridden off a Mad Max or zompocalypse movie.

"cool survival bike! where did you get the gas mask, ammo belts, and katana?"

survival bike by Bionic-Byronic January 22, 2009

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Ike-Bike

A term used to describe a very strenuous bike ride. So strenuous, in fact, that you feel that you were just beaten up by Ike Turner.

biker 1 - Dude, that trail was so intense!
biker 2 - Yeah I know, I'm so Ike-Biked right now.

Ike-Bike by DJ Viser June 9, 2009

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muddy bike tire

The act of pulling your poopy dick out of someone's ass and giving er a good slap on the back causing the impression of riding bike with a muddy tire! -MDS

Muddy bike tire on ur back

muddy bike tire by Modern Day Suffering March 18, 2014

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Real Bike

A Real Bike. Meaning REAL expensive, Real heavy, and Real slow, but most importantly Real out of style. Specifically used to demean younger sport bike riders and pressure them to also purchase some POS Harley-Davidson to help justify their own shit investment. Real bikers typically only ride their real bikes to real bike events that consist only of real bikes.

Hey kid, why don't you get rid of that crotch-rocket and get yourself yourself a real bike?

Real Bike by TheKawasakiKid February 4, 2020