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Definitions by Airza

Chinese Bakery 

After falling victim to the Dutch Oven, you respond to your partner by shitting under the covers, then forcing them under to experience the smells of an authentic Chinese Bakery.

Note: A Chinese Bakery must respect the tradition of Chinese baking tradition, meaning it can only be created following a Dutch Oven. Not to be confused with the Dubai Special.
It was crazy bro, I gave my girl a Dutch Oven last night but she totally got me back later on. She shat on the sheets and made a Chinese Bakery!
Chinese Bakery by Airza May 7, 2025

Big facc 

Man 1: Did you see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yes
Man 1: I'd love to do The Adele to her
Man 2: Now that's a big facc
Big facc by Airza August 3, 2018

The family bike 

An alternative way of describing a slut
Man 1: Have you seen her? She looks like the family bike!
Man 2: Yeah, because everyone's ridden her!
The family bike by Airza August 3, 2018