Bothing

When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.

Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.

by gyaradocious September 4, 2019

Toilet Booth

Bathroom stall that is so narrow you can only enter and exit in the same direction since the walls and layout prevent turning around. The true mark of a toilet booth is placement of the toilet paper dispenser in such a manner as to prevent a proper forward arc for comfortable wiping. Much like its communications related cousin the phone booth, which generally are missing the phone books, most of these will lack toilet paper.

Trademarks of a worthy toilet booth also include: Graffiti; many times aimed at the expense of the store which provides said booth, or will include phone numbers, gang affiliation scribbles and of course the ubiquitous dirty poem and/or sexuality references; broken latch and/or a door with a sizable and very viewable gap between it and the wall (many of these face sinks so that hand washers can check you out inside while looking in the mirror), old holes where other latches have been forcibly removed, no coat hook, a wonderful, claustrophobic, straight-jacketed feeling from shoulders being pressed to the walls and the occasional oddity such as an empty condom wrapper or part of a newspaper.

Taj Mahstall, Water Apartment, Toilet Booth

by Sci Fi Wasabi May 12, 2010

white bother

Any variation of a number of coffee orders usually chosen by a young white middle class female involving an insanely complicated combination of any of the following:
soy
decaf
low fat
skim
half fat
2% fat
caramel
nutrasweet
vanilla syrup
creamer

mocha
raw sugar

white sugar

equal

cappuccino half-foam
flat white
latte
piccolo latte

water at 73.5 degrees
water that is not too hot

etc etc etc

May also contain coffee.

Customer: "Hey can I please have a fat-free sugar-free orange mocha frappuccino latte on soy with half foam and a dash of cinnamon?"

Barista: **rolls eyes** "oh you mean a white bother?"

Customer: "ummm sure."

by Benjamittany November 8, 2013

to both

(verb) to defecate and urinate in the same sitting

**Near the end of a long road trip through the worst part of Florida**

Max: Dude, I can't wait to get there. I gotta go so bad!

Tim: Should I pull over?

Max: Nah, I'll wait cuz I need to both.

Tim: Oh, I thought you had to piss.

Max: Nah. I gotta both.

by Maxwell Dope January 30, 2015

Both

(noun) Someone who is both poor and stupid

I'm stuck working with Matt, That kid is both as fuck.

You know nascar fans are poor and stupid right? yeah I'm both.

by b0bonthej0b June 6, 2011

bothermant

1) n. a person, object, or thought that gets you hot and bothered

2) n. fetish

"To me, panties are my biggest bothermant"

"True, Nick McCarthy is hot, but Alex Kapranos is more of a botherment"

by Ali Butz April 30, 2008

Boothole

The Boothole is at the end of a cigar/cigarette/blunt etc. It is the end that you put your mouth to and suck the smoke out of. Sometimes, the tobacco/weed etc. inside will come out, representing shit. This is called the boothole! Now you have something to call that hole that you never knew what to call!

Collin: "Dude, what's wrong?"
Cody: "Oh, nothing. A little tobacco just got in my mouth!"
Collin: "Oh, did it fall out the boothole!"
Cody: "Yes, unfortunately..."

by CDL24 February 23, 2011