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Dude 1: "hey bro, lets go out to some trails on our bikes, its gonna be very messy cause it just rained out, so it'll be all muddy"
Dude 2: "yeah sure! let me just put on my beater shoes, along with my beater bike, to make sure my new jordans and my schwinn bike don't get fucked up."
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