Beanis

The Beanis is a philosophy, very difficult to understand to the simple person. But once attained allows you to achieve maximum satisfaction and freedom in your life.

Bro, how’s your Beanis?

My Beanis has been expanding since I was a yute. The power of the beanis is unmatched and I will always follow the ways of the beanis.

by young beanis May 28, 2024

Beanie Guy

Someone that always wears a beanie that is either severely autistic and can only get friends that are teenage boys or is a gay pedophile

Bob: hey watch out it’s beanie guy! He’s a pedo!!!
Ross:yo I’m pretty sure he is autistic

by Random guy that isn’t random March 17, 2024

Beanie

During intercourse the male stuffs his testicles in the receiving parties anus and pulls them out quickly.

I straight got Beanie with Betty last night. My balls are Killin me.

by teabagsup indis June 22, 2021

Beanie Weenie

A derogatory word for an uneducated, unintelligent Mexican.

I told Jorge 20 times how to drive the forklift and he still wrecked it. Freakin' beanie weenies can't do anything right.

by NoBeans June 22, 2021

Tiny beanis

Tiny beanis is a nickname for a dog named tiny. Beanis has two meanings either beans or a male private area.

Come her tiny beanis, her gurl.

by Brave rly Hills July 9, 2021

Beanis

A clitoris. An elusive sex organ believed to be located at the anterior junction of the labia minora that is fun to play with yet very hard to find.

“Get over here woman and let me rub your beanis!”

“Helen I’m so glad you shaved your love pudding so I can gaze upon your beanis!”

by Ivana jizonew January 24, 2026