by bostoncream November 24, 2009
Your last chance to fuck all the people you didn't get to in high school, while getting wasted with your classmates that you lowkey hate.
"Dude I'm pretty sure I fucked Ashley, Tori, and Heaven at the senior camp-out, but I was too drunk to remember"
by Makaveli Meli January 12, 2017
A person from 'the projects' whom is over the age of 55 but still carries a glock 9 and sips on gin and juice while wearing a flannel shirt with only the top button correctly buttoned. Senior Snoop Dogg's are know to 'jump shit off' if they are not given their discount at Denny's. They will also 'ride ona mu fucka' if they do not receive they're Zaroxolyn in a timely fashion. If you take the last ramekin of tapioca pudding you are likely to have a 'cap popped in yo bitch ass'.
Geriatric person 1, 'Where's Mr. Von Struedel been?'
Geriatric person 2, 'He passed away, you didn't hear?'
Geriatric person 1, 'WHAT, your going to have to speak up, I lost my hearing in Nam.'
Geriatric person 2, (shouting) 'HE PASSED AWAY!'
Geriatric person 1, 'Oh no, did his heart give out?'
Geriatric person 2, 'NO, MR. JONES CAUGHT HIM USING HIS DENTURE CREAM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND SHOT HIM.'
Geriatric person 1, 'Von Struedel should've known better, that Mr Jones is a trilla nigga.'
Geriatric person 2, 'Yea, he's a real Senior Snoop Dogg.'
Geriatric person 1, 'huh'
Geriatric person 2, 'I SAID FUCK OFF.'
Geriatric person 2, 'He passed away, you didn't hear?'
Geriatric person 1, 'WHAT, your going to have to speak up, I lost my hearing in Nam.'
Geriatric person 2, (shouting) 'HE PASSED AWAY!'
Geriatric person 1, 'Oh no, did his heart give out?'
Geriatric person 2, 'NO, MR. JONES CAUGHT HIM USING HIS DENTURE CREAM WITHOUT PERMISSION AND SHOT HIM.'
Geriatric person 1, 'Von Struedel should've known better, that Mr Jones is a trilla nigga.'
Geriatric person 2, 'Yea, he's a real Senior Snoop Dogg.'
Geriatric person 1, 'huh'
Geriatric person 2, 'I SAID FUCK OFF.'
by CaliWilli June 12, 2011
very similar to the normal Hitler, except instead of alluding a Hitler mustache of shit from one's ass... wipe two fingers of semen below the nose of the victim (referencing the grey haired mustache of an elderly Hitler).
Johnson was being a dickbag yesterday, so I gave him a Senior Citizens Hitler in his sleep. I realized what a fuckin' queer he was when I saw him licking his lips in the middle of the night. What a fuckhole.
by SteelerJav June 02, 2006
The roughest, toughest, most badass school located in the 'burbs of western australia. Home to many drive by shootings, gang wars, drug lords and rebelious kids the world over.
Private School Scum #1: whats that kids problem?
Private School Scum #2: Na man don't mess with him he's a lakeland senior high kid
Private School Scum #2: Na man don't mess with him he's a lakeland senior high kid
by steveebabyy August 24, 2008
A high school on the Fringe of Minneapolis. This school has every kind of kid you can think of, and when their differences clash, Osseo is defined.
First, there are the ghetto kids from BP/BC who come to school every day "wit der swag on" and find it neccesary to walk .0000001 mph down the hall while yelling ebonics incossently across the commons, annoying the hell out of everyone.
In contrast, there are also the yuppie perfect poster children from Plymouth, who simply do not belong at Osseo. They live in Trojan Territory and should be at Wayzata High school rather than driving 30 minutes every morning to further infect Osseo with more STD's and fill the parking lot with their Lexuses and BMW's.
Many kids from Corcoran also attend Osseo, but they are so stoned all the time that it's merely impossible to classify them.
Firthermore, regular kids from MG/Champlin/Osseo attend the school, and they act as a defense line so that the Plymouth Kids and BP kids don't brawl.
Osseo students are EXCELLENT cheaters and the teachers are so oblivious. This is especially true in HP Physics and AP English classes.
Everybody is welcome to come to Osseo, but the real question is: is Osseo welcome in your life?
First, there are the ghetto kids from BP/BC who come to school every day "wit der swag on" and find it neccesary to walk .0000001 mph down the hall while yelling ebonics incossently across the commons, annoying the hell out of everyone.
In contrast, there are also the yuppie perfect poster children from Plymouth, who simply do not belong at Osseo. They live in Trojan Territory and should be at Wayzata High school rather than driving 30 minutes every morning to further infect Osseo with more STD's and fill the parking lot with their Lexuses and BMW's.
Many kids from Corcoran also attend Osseo, but they are so stoned all the time that it's merely impossible to classify them.
Firthermore, regular kids from MG/Champlin/Osseo attend the school, and they act as a defense line so that the Plymouth Kids and BP kids don't brawl.
Osseo students are EXCELLENT cheaters and the teachers are so oblivious. This is especially true in HP Physics and AP English classes.
Everybody is welcome to come to Osseo, but the real question is: is Osseo welcome in your life?
Tyler: Why are there a bunch of black kids standing around that BMW?
Jeff: Oh, they're about to jack it up because they're from BP and can't afford such a car.
Tyler: How rude!
Jeff: Well this IS Osseo Senior High.
Black kid: Wat u jus say bout mah? I finna call up treshauna and latreeshia to get ur asses over if ya tell dem we're effin wit dis car, u got it?
Tyler/Jeff: ......
Jeff: Oh, they're about to jack it up because they're from BP and can't afford such a car.
Tyler: How rude!
Jeff: Well this IS Osseo Senior High.
Black kid: Wat u jus say bout mah? I finna call up treshauna and latreeshia to get ur asses over if ya tell dem we're effin wit dis car, u got it?
Tyler/Jeff: ......
by RamenCopter August 13, 2010