Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.

She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.

by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014

Alcoholic Baptism

A ritual of drinking Alcohol while claiming it is being used to Baptize oneself during prohibition in America , which is becoming popular again in Teenagers who use it as an excuse to drink when their Parents don't allow drinking.

Dylan D'mallu is the leader of the new Alcoholic Baptism Campaign

by Yoloswagster May 20, 2014

Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is the kind of person who's capable to make you smile when you're sad. The type of guy who want to hang out with, the type of friend that make you feel safe, loved. The type of person who are grateful to have in your life.
Every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives.

Person1: Are you okay ?
Person2: Yeah, I wasn't yesterday, but I've talked to Jean-Baptiste, he made me laugh so hard that all my problems are behind me, gone, he's a truly friend !

by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017

Jean-Baptiste

Jean-Baptiste is this little scientifique guy, smart, cool, and with a very good sense of humor! The type of man who make you laugh when you're sad, the type of guy you will be grateful to have in your life. He's capable to make you smile all day, just because he was by your side. He's a truly friend always there for you, to help you and always with smile!

person1 : are u okey? you seems sad? you should talk to Jean-Bapstiste , he will help you to forget your problems, he's the best for that
person2 : yeah, good idea, every person should have a Jean-Baptiste in their lives, they will be ok

by gigiinparadise June 6, 2017

porcelain baptism

When you accidentally drop your phone in the toilet.

"Hey man, I was going to call you but then I went and gave my phone the porcelain baptism."

by OctopiWallStreet July 30, 2017

tallahassee baptism

When your on the beach and dunk someone in the water in the shallow end.

My brother was being annoying so i gave him a tallahassee baptism

by Melllifluous September 17, 2017

Temple Baptist christian school

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...

Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?

by Secret Satan May 19, 2018