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Dick Bait

Dick bait is like click bait but persuades people to click on it with promises of seeing pictures of Dick Van Dyke, only to be met with the sad, lonely face of Sarah Jessica Parker.
"I just got tricked by some serious dick bait, man."
"Oh, really? Were they long and black or thick and Polynesian?"
"Dude, Dick Van Dyke is white. Show some goddamn respect."
by Daxuran March 6, 2017
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Wood Bait

When you think a girl is really hot and she is bait for boners.
Jessica Aba is wood bait.
by Your mom is wood bait August 21, 2009
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bait-match

A "wrestling" match that the WWE uses to get people to watch their shows.
The Cena/K-Fed match on New Year's Day 2007 was a bait-match! What shit!
by Jon Ace January 3, 2007
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bar bait

Hot looking slutty woman who hangs out in bars looking to get picked up.
Maria Carrey looks like total bar bait - stupid, big tits, and everything hanging out.
by Anonymous December 20, 2002
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money bait

Someone who is unaware that the paper money they're trying to pick up has been attached to a fishing line by a prankster. The prankster will tug on the fishing line whenever he/she tries to pick up the paper money.
I just money baited three people today.
by Restiotiti April 27, 2016
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Sympathy Baiting

Also known as sb or sympathy begging, sympathy baiting is a form of attention seeking in which a person or a group of people openly share something that could be considered sad in order to gain sympathy. A sympathy baiter does this on several questions. Sympathy baiting appears most on social media such as Twitter, Facebook, Instagram or Skype.
Person 1: I feel so sorry for Ian!
Person 2: Why? Ian is just a sympathy baiting.
by St. Joshua April 18, 2015
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sex bait

A person in a group chosen for their vunerability. Must be slow runner and slightly attractive. Everyone else has to agree that the sex bait should be offered as a sacrifice should sexual predators loom nearby.
Clay and Lizanne wanted to go on a stroll through the ghetto, but were afraid of getting raped, so they called Mackenzie to act as sex bait.
by lizannemarie January 21, 2009
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