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On December 2nd ask your crush out and give it a shot

If they say no that’s tuff...
Oh shit I heard Johnny ask out Sarah on National Ask Your Crush Out Day
by Jim Donahey December 2, 2019
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I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 June 14, 2011
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did i ask

something someone says whenever they do not care
Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?
by apostrophii February 19, 2020
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I didn’t ask

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.
Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.
by cosmiselite September 2, 2020
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if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").
Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me
by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 27, 2021
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second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.
Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
by Broombunny July 6, 2007
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ask ur crush out on April 25th :) do it u pussy. u have to
hey whore go ask ur crush out its national ask ur crush out day
by dream.._.simp April 25, 2022
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