National Ask Your Crush Out Day

On December 2nd ask your crush out and give it a shot

If they say no that’s tuff...

Oh shit I heard Johnny ask out Sarah on National Ask Your Crush Out Day

National Ask Your Crush Out Day by Jim Donahey December 2, 2019

I didn't ask for a sermon 

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

I didn't ask for a sermon by Emitts79 June 14, 2011

did i ask 

something someone says whenever they do not care

Person 1: Bro I fucked my girl last night
Person 2: Ok cool. But, Did I ask?

did i ask by apostrophii February 19, 2020

I didn’t ask 

The worst comeback in the world. Use this, and you’ll be ridiculed and hated by everyone around you.

Guy 1: Hey should I watch the new Toy Story?
Guy 2: I didn’t ask.
Guy 1: You’re such an asshole.

I didn’t ask by cosmiselite September 2, 2020

if you ask me 

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").

Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me

if you ask me by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 27, 2021

second ask 

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.

Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.

second ask by Broombunny July 6, 2007

national ask ur crush out day

ask ur crush out on April 25th :) do it u pussy. u have to

hey whore go ask ur crush out its national ask ur crush out day

national ask ur crush out day by dream.._.simp April 25, 2022