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no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go
“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”
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Tomos And Annest

A phenomenom where the wild Tomos goes mad with love for an Annest and gets rejected multiple times daily and racks up a total of over 137 rejections and then later claims to never have liked her and that it was all a setup by the FBI and every time she is mentioned his vocabulary is restricted to the words: "Fuck", "Shit" and "Car Crash" followed by a bunch of random letters
"Ooh annest just arrived!"
"I bet we'll see some Tomos and Annest action soon!"
by An anonymous person... November 15, 2020
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White House Arrest

White House Arrest - In lieu of normal “house arrest” this is the sentencing you get when you get indicted on 34 felony Counts, but you might be the next be the next president.
I see Trump‘s sentencing is on July 11… I bet he gets sentenced to White House arrest
by Dexxxter May 30, 2024
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Amazon house arrest

You are waiting indoors, as you are expecting an item you ordered from Amazon to be delivered during the day. However, it doesn't arrive until very late, or indeed it doesn't arrive until the following day.
'D, are you coming down the pub tonight?'

'Sorry mate, I'm under Amazon house arrest. I might be released tomorrow'
by Leo Wanka January 20, 2026
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rest area vs. arrest area

Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.
One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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