culinary abortion

An unpleasant meal, usually followed by numerous complaints or vomiting.

Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!

Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.

by conman69 June 10, 2008

Abortion

When you play a video game and you get killed right when you spawn.

You spawn
You die right away

Check out this abortion. I keep on dying right when i spawn

by monsterbeatzz May 26, 2009

Aborigines

The true inventors of dubstep.

Two guys traveling through the Outback hearing a wierd "wooieooieoo, wooieooieoo" rhythmic sound:

Guy 1: "Is that dubstep I am hearing?!"
Guy 2: (looks around and finds the source) "Umm sounds like it's coming from those Aborigines over there sitting around a campfire blowing hollow wooden logs."
Guy 1: "Holy shit I never guessed it would be that old."

The two guys then start grooving to the music.

by Terminus_Est December 11, 2012

fourth trimester abortion

an abortion within the first 4 months after birth. traditionally preformed with a coat hanger or other wire shaped device, but modern science is constantly coming up with newer and safer procedures.

after the baby was out, she decided to have a fourth trimester abortion, as it was in everyone's best interest.

by tron j watts January 11, 2009

food baby abortion

People who have long-term food babies (people who are fat) have liposuction to remove some of this fat. In this instance, liposuction is the abortion of a food baby.

She said she spent the summer taking care of her sick grandmother and she lost weight because she had nothing better to do than work out, but she told me secretly that she really had a food baby abortion.

by IHeartFood October 19, 2010

Abortion Timecop

A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly

The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS

"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"

by Functional Derelict September 27, 2011

abor

Someone who is ignored and not given attention to.

‘Man I’m such an abor. My parents always treat me like an abor. I need attention.’

by angelsaborlifestyle October 17, 2021