Fire-alarm-guy

A man imbued by Hades himself, able to duel wield 1st and second stage devices without fail. Do not approach if troubleshooting open loops and grounds.

Hey, did you see that fire-alarm-guy over there? He is most certainly in the zone.

by Tiddlywinks 4264 January 29, 2021

Travis Alarm Clock

When you wake a girl up by eating her out.

Every girl loves getting woken up by the Travis Alarm Clock

by I handled this handle June 13, 2017

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he woke up to a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 16, 2020

Chocolate Alarm Clock

The act of shitting upon one's face whilst sleeping for the purpose of awakening them.

To sum up the heighth of his shitty morning, he was given a "Chocolate Alarm Clock".

by GayNegroid69 February 16, 2020

desperados alarm clock

An event occurring at approximately zero four hundred hours when the person sleeping is awakened by the putrid smell of chicken wing flatulence.

Help me, I can’t breathe. At least open the fucking window if you are going to set off a Desperados Alarm Clock.

by Garydog November 19, 2021

Indian alarm clock

is when you drink a lot of water before sleeping. The need to relieve oneself wakes one up.
Just for clarification, "Indian" refers to indigenous Americans. That's what it was called when it was defined for me.

I'm going to bed right after I set my Indian alarm clock.

by November 30, 2022

Bangkok Alarm Clock

Blowing your load in a sleeping girls face to give her an unexpected warm wake up in the morning

Gave my girl a Bangkok Alarm clock this morning

by Shmiwe April 14, 2020