joint change account

When a couple reaches the point in their relationship when they realize it would be easier to share piles of coins lying around the house and in the car, rather than try to maintain separate piles.

"How are things between you and Mary?"
"It's getting pretty serious, we moved in together and even opened a joint change account."

by libidinouslogophilia September 23, 2013

Accountability

3 triangles in 5 minutes

This isn’t punishment, you’re being held accountable. Once we win or cut the bullshit we’re done.
Accountability.

by Rose State Retards February 17, 2022

Restricted Account

When you get butt-fucked by Samsung

IT Manager: Hey did you manage to figure out that "Restricted Account"?

Pleb: No sire Samsung decided to pull out their BBC and show me what's up...

by Kenshen107 August 6, 2019

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

Accounts Comparison

Compare accounting Software

Accounts comparison is must before use accounting software

by accountscomparison October 4, 2021

[ Account Reset (8176) ]

Beautiful, humble, 10/10 human being.

"Oh my god! That guy is so Account Reset (8176) "

by [ Account Reset (8176) ] December 10, 2025

Senior Fund Accountant

An individual who accepts their meager existence in back-offices and gray cubicle rows until they dissipate into pure anonymity but now has an insignificant title change. Frequently excreted on by the rest of the company as a human cesspool, they lurk in the hazy glow of asinine spreadsheets and fruitless excel recreation. Individuals suffering from this syndrome have been known to cope with their existence by extended lunches at ill repute bars playing buck-hunter and talking about how they are "under appreciated". Severe psychological damage and alcoholism are the most commonly experienced byproducts.

Scott B. is not management material, he had a 15 dollar break which shows how poor of a senior fund accountant he is.

And here is our back-office, they are the piece-of-shit (POS) senior fund accountants who crunch our numbers.

by lolololol2000 February 12, 2015