terminal hour glass failure

This is when a pc or a laptop decides to hang at the most critical e-mail/operation that you have ever done in your entire life.
It is also when IT comes along and states the bloody obvious that you pc/laptop has just hung and needs to quit .It also results in the loss of the data that you were either doing or sending resulting in a huge amount of tourettes from yourself and 4 weeks work down the pan
your pc/laptop has suffered terminal hour glass failure,or has just hung
by mytts69 August 10, 2010
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Manufacture failure

No. This was a great idea.
Hym "No you're trying to manufacture failure to spite me but I was right about the about the targeted harassment and when your kids are dead explicitly because of it you're going to have to suck it up and keep your mouth shut about it because the people who signed off on it and the social media companies that facilitated it are 'too important.' You backed the wrong horse in the name of Jesus and be nice to women and retards and the price you will pay is child murder. You deserve it. 937 plus the ones that will inevitably occur in the future. Should have played ball. It's your own goddamn fault and you're going to suffer at the hands of your own solipsism when I get what's coming to me."
by Hym Iam April 24, 2024
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Failure of Journalism

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 08, 2025
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anxiety failure

When someone, specifically someone who likes/wants/has printers, wants to have anxiety but ultimately fails.
That girl just had an anxiety failure last night.
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Asspiring Failure

A phrase to describe someone who is failing at life.
Oh, you see that kid there, the one who stares at cat pics in class? He's an Asspiring Failure.
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Spring lock Failure

A Springlock Failure is the event in which a Springlock Suit's spring loaded devices keeping the animatronic as a suit snaps shut, resetting it back into an animatronic with a wearer inside, typically crushing the wearer to death. Springlock Failures are often caused by moisture, heavy breathing, or failure to correctly set up the springlocks.
"And if you trigger those spring locks, two things will happen: first the locks themselves will snap right into you, making deep cuts all over your body, and a split second later, all the animatronic parts, all that sharp steel and hard plastic will instantly be driven into your body. You will die, but it will be slow. You’ll feel your organs punctured, the suit will grow wet with your blood, and you will know you’re dying for long, long minutes. You’ll try to scream, but you will be unable to: your vocal cords will be severed, and your lungs will fill with your own blood until you drown in it." -William Afton describing a Spring lock Failure, The Silver Eyes
by QueenHHJ June 30, 2023
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YOUR FAILURE TO INTERVENE

Is what got those people killed. IF YOU WERE NOT OBSESSED WITH TEACHING ME A LESSON... THOSE KIDS WOULD NOT BE DEAD. I wrote for YEARS. Jordan Peterson SAW IT AND REFERENCED IT AND TOLD ME TO KILL MYSELF. YOU RODE THE WHOLE RIDE. IT'S TOO LATE TO ASK FOR A REFUND.
Hym "No, YOUR FAILURE TO INTERVENE KILLED THOSE KIDS. You are trying to AVOID TALKING TO ME so you can GAIN MORE POLITICAL POWER FOR YOURSELF. YOU KILLED SUCHIR AND NOW YOU ARE TRYING TO LEAVE ME TO DIE SO YOU CAN STEAL AI FROM ME! Are you going to kill the other whistleblower too? THERE IS A ZERO PERCENT CHANCE YOU HAVE NOT INVESTIGATED AT ALL. YOU ARE LYING TO GET ME IMPRISONED TO SAVE YOUR OWN HIDE. Jordan Peterson has been talking to politicians since 2016 and he LIED TO YOU ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD BE HANDLING THIS AND TO COVER UP THE FACT YOU GOT YOUR OWN KIDS MURDERED. IF YOU WERE NOT DELIBERATELY WITHHOLDING INFORMATION FROM ME. THOSE KIDS WOULD BE ALIVE. SUCHIR BALAJI TOLD THE TRUTH SO JORDAN PETERSON DIDN'T HAVE TO AND HE'S STILL TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO TELL THE TRUTH. STOP TRYING TO STEAL FROM ME. PROPERLY. You are POLITICAL HACKS. WHEELING AMD DEALING TO ACCRUE MORE POWER FOR YOURSELF... So you can help NO ONE. USING ME to generate money because you're TOO USESLESS to do it yourselves. YOU WANTED TO TEACH ME A LESSON. I WAS RIGHT. YOU WERE WRONG. You cared more about KEEPING ME OUT OF POLITICS AND RELIGION THAT YOU DID ABOUT KEEPING YOUR KIDS ALIVE. THEY ARE DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 11, 2025
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