front sponge

The sponge the whole family uses in the bathroom for washing their genitals. This sponge should not be used to wash your face. Can also be used as a passive aggressive name for someone you don’t like.

OMG, Brad used the front sponge to wash his face last night. Gross.

Dave, you’re such a front sponge.

by Bosscat71 September 2, 2019

The Sponge Lord

The best YouTuber ever , beware poodiepie , our Lord is coming for ur big pp 😳

Person 1 :"Hey have you heard of the best YouTuber ever(the sponge lord)
Person 2 : " yeah , PewDiePie right?"
Person 1 : " here I go killing again "

by Daddy_sponge February 14, 2021

Piss sponge

Pube hairs on or around the vaginal region. These hairs tend to soak up as much or more piss than the tissue used to wipe with. The more dense and pronounced the greater the sponging capabilities.

Note: men can also experience this phenomenon around their genitalia.

I was going to go down on Suzy but the pungent odor of her piss sponge made me reconsider.

by Poot there it is!!! June 21, 2022

nigerian sponge

A nigerian sponge is a term commonly used to define dickheads who think there better than everybody else, but actually are hipacritical douchebags who sit on there ass all day playing call of duty.

Bob is such a nigerian sponge.

by King dumbass the 4th July 21, 2016

sponge dope

sponge dope aka sponge bob dope is chunk dope / fent dope with a distinct yellow color, typically after being dyed with food coloring. Since bricks of yellow fent dope are square in shape, some have suggested they resemble Spongebob. As such, dealers and users often refer to yellow fent dope as sponge dope, bob dope, or sponge bob dope.

Gail: Man this sponge dope sure is fire and makes me nod so hard

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Sponge Horse

1. A weird, dumb person; someone who is very ignorant and does not like to listen to other people.

2. A funny nick name you can call other people to just make fun of them or make them laugh.

1. Shut up Bob, stop being such a sponge horse!

2. HAHA, Bob!! You spongehorse!! Heehee

by Sunnykatie March 25, 2008

jizzle sponge

A contraceptive sponge used for soaking up jism out of the vaginal crevice.

Damn bitch, that was so much jism that my jizzle sponge won't even soak it up.

by SalinaJones September 9, 2013