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Jeffrey Epsteined

To hang yourself from an unusual location (such as a bench in a prison cell) that seems like it wouldn't be possible, or to be murdered in like fashion like Jeffrey Epstein was.
Man, that guy who got arrested last night jeffrey epsteined himself in the holding cell.
by TorchedMedic May 10, 2025
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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
by Masihiun January 5, 2024
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Jeffrey and Janae

Jeffrey and Janae are an amazing couple. They toxic together but always end up loving each other no matter what
Ught I wish I could be like Jeffrey and Janae
by Heshimhishem October 22, 2023
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Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.
Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey
by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018
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Jeffrey Cockerblocker

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.
Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.
by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018
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Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus
Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend
by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022
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