Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.

I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.

by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011

Jeffrey and Janae

Jeffrey and Janae are an amazing couple. They toxic together but always end up loving each other no matter what

Ught I wish I could be like Jeffrey and Janae

by Heshimhishem October 22, 2023

Pulling a Jeffrey

When you actively avoid every and any form of necessary social interaction that involves making plans for other people such as friends, family ect. This involves waiting to the last possible second to put together slapdash plans and excessive amounts of procrastination generally initiated by a male specimen.

Jane: Andrew is putting off our holiday planning. We only have a week before we are supposed to go. He always does this!

Ariana: Sounds like your man is Pulling a Jeffrey

by Totallylily:) April 18, 2018

Jeffrey Preston Bezos Are Gossamer

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Jeffrey Preston Bezos Are Gossamer

by Abreathofaversaillian March 1, 2025

Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.

by Masihiun January 5, 2024

Jeffrey Ling

Ever wondered who is in the persona clo Instagram reels? ITS MA BOI JEFFERY LING THE GOAT OF ALL TIME. He is so hot and he is 6'2 and he supports women suffrage and he owns a dog shelter and he also volunteers at his local soup kitchen, he owns a Lamborghini and gave me 10k when I needed it the most. Overall he is a well rounded guy that has all the friends in the world and everyone wants to be with him. Possible future employers he is very good at work.

Wait is that Jeffrey Ling the goat of all time from persona clo that works at a dog shelter and volunteers at his local soup kitchen??

NOPE its Ryan Reynolds but I see why you got them mixed up.

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus

Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend

by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022