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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone who didn't kill himself
Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

ps. if the mods don't accept this definition, they are on Epstein's list.
by Masihiun January 5, 2024
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Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.
I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.
by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011
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Jeffrey Ling

Ever wondered who is in the persona clo Instagram reels? ITS MA BOI JEFFERY LING THE GOAT OF ALL TIME. He is so hot and he is 6'2 and he supports women suffrage and he owns a dog shelter and he also volunteers at his local soup kitchen, he owns a Lamborghini and gave me 10k when I needed it the most. Overall he is a well rounded guy that has all the friends in the world and everyone wants to be with him. Possible future employers he is very good at work.
Wait is that Jeffrey Ling the goat of all time from persona clo that works at a dog shelter and volunteers at his local soup kitchen??

NOPE its Ryan Reynolds but I see why you got them mixed up.
by anonymous May 13, 2024
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Jeffrey Mellen

A sexual position in which the man pees in the girls mouth while doing the asian hotpocket and screamijg "meep meep"
by Foxy12385 September 18, 2017
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Jeffrey

A very nice, quiet kid who always tries his best at everything. He is also very cracked at Minecraft hypixel skyblock.
Jeffrey is rich in skyblock
by Mithib March 29, 2022
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Jeffrey Asparagus

Jeffrey but he is Asparagus
Person 1: Have you guys ever had sex with Jeffrey Asparagus
Person 2: All day every day friend
by NachosBellGrande33 May 17, 2022
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