Cheesecake

A giant dumpy possessed by a man

“Dang - he’s got that cheesecake.”

“Yeah you can tell he hits glutes”

by cdr30721 May 31, 2024

Winnipeg Cheesecake

When you shove someone's face into the slush on the road.

I was drunk outside a bar in January when some guy tried to give me a Winnipeg handshake, so I knocked him down and gave him a Winnipeg Cheesecake.

by Beerstein_cock February 1, 2022

Cheesecake

A verb that describes unprotected sex in which the penetrating counterpart leaves an abundance of schmegma (dick cheese) and semen inside the receiving counterparts vagina or anus.

After roofing for 2 months in the summer without bathing Mike cheesecaked Jesse.

by Wafflestomper42069 February 12, 2022

Cheesecaking

A bukkake/ circle jerk consisting entirely of Smegma being flicked at the central participant.

Rob enjoyed a good Cheesecaking at the weekend

by Cheesecake King February 9, 2022

Cherry Cheesecake

When a virgin is treated like a cum dumpster

Cuck: Hey dude I turned that Christian bitch into a Cherry Cheesecake

by DatAss69InMyAsshole February 8, 2020

Cheesecake

Used in reference to marijuana by well-off suburban western Canadian kids so as to avoid being found out by their helicopter parents and teachers. Classically coined in 2013 when a class-famous 8th-grade stoner said that to him, weed tastes like cheesecake.

The idea was highly successful, allowing for many otherwise highly-parented teens to skirt their parent's radar and get high.

Its modern day use-case is mostly nostalgic; however, it is not uncommon to find it used in the realm of worried girlfriends and wives.

How it was coined:

Some kid: I love getting high, but weed tastes like shit. It's like all of the bad parts of hotdog meat.

Class-famous stoner: Nah man, weed tastes amazing. It's just like cheesecake.

Example Sentence:

Kid: Hey dude, I got some cheesecake at lunch today. Want to come over for a sleepover this weekend to eat it?

Kid's Friend: Yeah man, sure. I could get high.

by ThaPryynce34 April 24, 2019

Male cheesecake

A man who doesn't wash his foreskin and has tons of accumulated smeg

Kyran has a male cheesecake

by SPARKLY BUTT PLUG May 21, 2024