Axe dick

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.

Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.

by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013

douglas cheesecake

The best guinea pig to ever fly in from the cosmos

Douglas Cheesecake is a righteous dude!

by JiggaJessica June 04, 2021