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Dish Zero

The art of having absolutely no dirty dishes. Dish Zero can not be achieved if there are plates, glasses, and or silverware in locations other than the cabinet or drawers they are stored in.
Yea sex is pretty great, but have you ever achieved Dish Zero?
by acerengland February 18, 2021
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Soft Zero

This is a case where a girl is so unfortunate looking that not only does she not make it onto the classic "1-10 scale of hotness", it is actually considered generous to rate her 0.
Dude I don't remember anything from last night, it must have been bad though cause I woke up with a soft zero.
by doubledew December 13, 2010
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zero-upper

When someone tries to do something better than you, but they can't.
I was bowling with Ron the other day. I got a strike, and he zero-upped me by bowling a strike after I did.

Ron's a zero-upper.
by Petey Mik January 5, 2008
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zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.
Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'
by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006
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Zero Hunter

When someone becomes extremely intoxicated and attempts to engage in sexual relations with unnattractive people. The rationale behind this being that the unnattractive people will be easier to proposition.
1. Dude! Did you see that guy going after that nasty chick? He's a total zero hunter!

2. Karen: When you're drunk what kind of guys do you usually go for, on a scale of 1 to 10?

Sarah: I go for the zeroes, their easier!
by zazery May 18, 2009
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Absolute Zeros

Besides the scientic connatations of this word there is also Aetheric & Esoteric meanings of this.
1. Everything usually has a point of origin which begins from 0 dimension its Aether (smoke/shadow) which must connect several different points 2 b whole in 3rd dimension. If they r whole they r classified as +or- (good or bad). However, if 1 has been somehow disconnected from themselves by way of hypnosis or trauma, they actually have no boundaries unlike the masters who slaved them. They r keepers of blue flame. & as soon as they realize who they r can b capable of miraculous & terrible things! Bcuz they r shadows of themselves & exisist soley of the light, they r formitable weapons against all SET authorities.

2. Those who r underestimated due 2 their indifference & percieved weaknesses by all who encounter them. They r those who hide in the shadows broken, the unnamed, monarchs, berzerkers, wintersoldiers & any1 being secretly controlled by some1 else. They r actually stronger than their masters who hold them captive! A they need 2 do is acquire the key 2 the kingdom... FORGIVENESS! End game.
Ive seen many absolute zeros who had powers they had no ability 2 wield without forgiveness.

Absolute zeros will b the vanquishers of the masters bcuz it was written.

Never choose a side
Its ok 2 run away 2 hide
Never burn 2 hot
& never b so cold u forgot
4 the time will come
When mAsters will b judged 4 all they done
& those who nobody even knows
Will arise & b like superheros
Once underestimated outcasts that every1 woes
Will vanquish evil from inside cuz they r absolute zeros!
It is finished
by MaKHiAurqueenB September 21, 2017
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Zero Bomber

Someone who votes zero on submissions (on websites that use a 0-5/0-10 voting system generally) for no reason/or due to hate and not actually judging on the submission, in target to lower the score of it.
Dammit, now I'll never get on the top rated list due to that damn zero bomber!
by Smitfraud February 25, 2012
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