Yardage

A term used when attempting to sound well-versed in a sport you know nothing about - usually stated three times successively. In this context, Yardage as an arbitrary unit of measurement was coined by comedian and writer Dan Harmon (co-creator of Rick and Morty) during the Sports Corner segment of his Harmontown podcast.

Jeff: So Dan what do you think about the Steelers this season?
Dan: Jeff if I've said it before, I'll say it a thousand times. Yardage Yardage Yardage.

Jeff: The game was played today so what do you take away from the uh Falcons and the 49s.
Dan: Hate to sound like a broken record...yardage. You know? But you gotta keep that ball moving down the field.

by Harmonite November 28, 2018

yare yare daze

oh good grief asking me what yare yare daze means really pisses me off,anyways its from jojo stardust crusaders there now ya get the meaning of yare yare daze also it means good grief

yare yare daze you really pissed me off DIO

by reptillian talks April 19, 2021

Bone Yard

Slang for graveyard.

I wonder what happens when they fill up that boneyard?

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Yard Sale

A person who is scattered and uncollected
A person who is drunken and disorderly

Damn, that guy is a yard sale

by Zach May 13, 2005

go yard

To hit a home run in the game of baseball.

Nomar Garciaparra should go yard 2 or 3 times in this game.

by Albert February 14, 2004

yardie

A Jamaican (usually from trenchtown... the 'yard').

Also derrogatory refering to how they work in the yards of weathly land owners in the West Indies.

Friendly: yo bro, ya know you mi favourite yardie

Derrogatory: Hey man get yo yardie ass back to work.

by Sullivan September 14, 2005

yardie stick

a shank

Luke: dad do you have a yardie stick?
Dad: i don't know; but if by yardie stick you mean the machete under my bed, then yes.

by FR3ek March 25, 2009