weapon of ass destruction

J-Lo at the Taco Bell

Oh no! It's J-Lo! BOOM!

by Strawberry Clock Version 2 February 26, 2004

Weapon of Mass Distraction

A politicaly charged non-issue used to distract those who live in a faith-based reality from the catastrophic failings of a political party, regime or ideology. Very often this means using scapegoats; usually Jews and Homosexuals.

Hitler and the Nazis scapegoated the Jews, but Bushler demonized the homosexuals and used gay marriage as a Weapon of Mass Distraction.

by unknown December 6, 2004

weapon of destruction

A large penis

Yeaaa she knows about my weapon of destruction

by Your Mother's Pie January 14, 2017

weaponized dysphoria

When a transgender individual uses their gender dysphoria as an excuse to get what they want or to emotionally manipulate another individual. Weaponized dysphoria is commonly used against parents, friends, other transgender people, and romantic interests. Sometimes weaponized dysphoria can come in the form of putting down another transgender person's appearance to make themselves feel better.

Most transgender people do not use weaponized dysphoria, however the ones that do will negatively impact other transgender people and people's view on transgender people as a whole.

A transgender person is using weaponized dysphoria when they accuse a cisgender person of making them feel dysphoric and ugly because he or she does not want to date them.

A transgender boyfriend telling his transgender girlfriend that she has no boobs and has the squarest jaw he's ever seen is an example of weaponized dysphoria because he is purposefully increasing her dysphoria to lessen his own.

by Dr. Sigh November 29, 2017

Weaboo

Usually go by the name of Lawrence or Jasmine, but these humanoid beings, sometimes try to throw you off with an Otis or Josh. They are creatures from a faraway place, called: Japan, they attempt to use trickery of the English language but often slip up with a Japanese word or two. They will often use UWUs in texts, this is a form of assertion of dominance. Beware if you see one, they come in packs up to 4 but on convention days there may be hordes. Save us from pax.

Lawrence: "Ohio Gasimusu"

Literally Anyone Else: "OH NO WEABOO! I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!"

Lawrence: "OMAE WA MO SHINDEIRU"

Literally Anyone Else: "WAT?"

Jasmine: "One of us, One of us"

Literally Anyone Else: "Hi I'm Otis now. KUWAI DESU!"

by GGEZ123ABC April 3, 2019

freeform weapon sparring

just once get your friends together and do this.
the act of sparring with wooden weapons that are not necessarily the same for each combatant.

Me: Short swords against a spear is kinda unfair...
Josh: Thats Freeform weapon sparring for ya'
Me: Dick..

by Tristan Wassem August 11, 2006

Human Weapon

Someone who knows Over 9000 different ways to kill you.

Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Kevin Lum, Bruce Willis are some of world's most well renowned Human Weapons.

by Supermandroid17 August 30, 2012