Shaggin wagon

A car designed for sex

Oh are you going in the shaggin wagon

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

if i had wheels i'd be a wagon

You change reality;it is what it is

Person 1: I wish I had different parents

Person 2: Well,if I had wheels I'd be a wagon

by BeastGirl Forever May 26, 2014

paddy wagon

I nickname given to a vehicle police use to transport prisoners. The name came from the New York Draft riots of 1863. The Irish at the time were the poorest people in the city. When the draft was implemented it had a provision for wealthier people to buy a waiver. The Irish rioted, and the term Paddy wagon was coined.

Patrick, Michael, Sean throw those damnn Irish in the Paddywagon.

by Paddy Noonan May 13, 2005

on the wagon

refraining from the drinking of alcohol

From 2012

Tony: After 25 years on the wagon! Are you out of yo' mind?

by misterblah August 7, 2011

wagon

A british term for a fat ass

DAMN SHE GOT A WAGON

by jacobtyso January 25, 2021

John Wayne hemorrhoids

The sound of large amounts of change banging against one's leg whilst wearing loose trousers. So named because of the similarity with the sound of cowboy boot spurs.

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."

by Skinbro July 20, 2008

warrant wagon

Term used by cops to describe the crappy cars driven by people who are likely to have outstanding warrants for their arrest.

Stereotypically these vehicles are large American sedans, beatup in appearance and manufactured 20 or more years ago.

Hell no, I'm not driving your car around this town at night.. that thing is a warrant wagon dewd!

by Sethroxx February 12, 2008