A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.
Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
by SrivedioYellsALot May 15, 2017
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Adam, Nikki just took the largest bloody watermelon I've ever seen. It won't even go down the toilet!!
by Jimmy Dean Jellybeans May 20, 2017
Get the Bloody watermelon mug.Watermelon brigades is a reference to activists that support the Palestinian struggle. The watermelon colors - the green, red, white, and black of fruit, rind, and seeds—match those of the Palestinian flag and tell the story of the plight and pride of the Palestinian people.
Hundreds marched in support of the Palestinian struggle. Those self-described as "the watermelon brigades" marched to proclaim their support for a Palestinian state.
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Get the Watermelon War mug.by ChUnkEy KAUrrY March 12, 2020
Get the IQ of a watermelon mug.When a menstruating woman sits on a man's face and rubs herself back and forth. See also: mustache ride.
"I thought I was giving her a mustache ride but the bitch was in heat, so it turned out to be a watermelon ride."
by Joey of Gass August 21, 2011
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The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!
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