A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.
"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse
by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017
Get the Water The Fernsmug. To suffer from severe diarrhea, the hershey squirts. Nothing but liquid shit sprays from your body in assplosion after gut wrenching assplosion.
Im going to have to go home braaaaahhh. I got water bottom today from bad oysters last night. I'm leaking in my grunders.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
Get the Water Bottommug. Bottled purified water that helps poor families and countries get access to clean water.But because of the different kinds human races of kids (mostly Africans) and the name 'Nika' is on the bottle some people mistake it as a racial company.
by done123 June 30, 2010
Get the Nika Watermug. When scissoring and one girl squirts into the other girl's vagina, the other girl's vagina is then called a Water Taco.
by thetacoking October 28, 2013
Get the water tacomug. When during the act of love-making the male or female urinates, ejecting the penis from the vaginal cavity.
by nosaj-enitsirhc January 2, 2010
Get the water bouncemug. by TGKF March 27, 2003
Get the watermug. Water contained in an open pit mine or quarry. Often causes the destruction of an aquifer by the uncontrolled infiltration of groundwater into the mining pit, or quarry.
The "North Troy" quarry near Mill Creek, Oklahoma contains pit water, and is a waste of an otherwise valuable resource.
by Asa Oklahoma December 8, 2010
Get the Pit Watermug.