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daylight wastings time

Often referred to as "standard time," daylight wastings time requires that people set their clocks back an hour in autumn so that the sun will set earlier in mid-afternoon. Then, in the spring, when people return their clocks to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time), people are forced to get up an hour earlier and lose an hour of precious weekend/sleep time.
Morning Person: I'm so glad we're returning to STANDARD time. I can't STAND getting up when it's dark outside.

Night person: Oh, you mean daylight wastings time? Doesn't it bother you that the sun now sets at 4:30 and the days are still getting shorter.

Morning person: No, I go to bed long before then, so I don't know when the sun sets.

Morning person: I'm so glad we're returning to daylight savings time. I was starting to feel like the day was half over by the time work starts at 8:00 AM.

Night person: I'm glad to be off of daylight wastings time, but now I have to get up an hour earlier. Why can't we just leave our clocks set to true time (a.k.a. daylight savings time) without playing practical jokes on my circadian rhythm?
by gentimental March 30, 2011
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Wrestling

The excuse someone has when they are messing around with the opposite sex and they make a loud noise, when they are really trying to grope each other in a rough manor.
Mom: "What are you guys doing up there?!"
Son and Girl: "NOTHING!! We are uhh....just wrestling!"
by Shotty. June 2, 2009
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whistling

making any non-verbal noise through the mouth by means of passing air in or out over teeth and tongue
That guy is trying to get peoples' attentions by whistling while he works.
by Whistlinphil March 13, 2009
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Ro Wrestling

Roblox Wrestling. There are 3 kinds of ro-wrestling but only 2 matter. Clean and RP. RP is more like Pro Wrestling then clean is but has its faults. Gimmicks are well thought and kayfabe exists in rp unlike clean. Clean is more of a sword fighting game but still is enjoyable.
Roblox did a Ro Wrestling again...
by leokash May 5, 2018
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wrestling boots

something that you purchase but never ever use.
why did i let you buy that ridiculous shirt? it sure turned out to be a pair of wrestling boots.
by megHan May 29, 2004
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wristing

The rather aberrant form of male masturbation that includes holding the penis up to the lower abdomin and stroking it via the bottom of one's wrist.

no lotion is required for this proccess
"yo d00d, like i didnt have any lube last night, so i just like wristed it and it felt great!"

"d00d, do you know how soft the bottom of your wrist is? dude, try wristing, its awesome!"
by Roofus the Stunt Bum March 9, 2008
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ky wrestling

a form of entertainment in which the participants (old wrinkly men)engulfed in ky attempt to wrestle (fondle) hot anorexic college sluts
from the movie old school the frat holds a ky wrestling match in which Blue dies
by bung hole queen November 14, 2003
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