woofiehoodie

Woofiehoodie is a non-straight person who can't pick a person to be a simp for.

Gosh you're being such a woofiehoodie rn

by Rae the Gay July 8, 2021

woofiehoodie

woofiehoodie is a very cool person on tiktok. woofiehoodie is also an amazing friend

woofiehoodie is god

by rollerblades are cool July 14, 2021

Woofles

A shortstack little boy who's commonly depicted in art by Joe McGay where he is the victim of a gangbang.

Jden: Joe, did you draw another image of Woofles being gangbanged again?
Joe: He enjoys it, I am Joe McGay.

by FuckYouJden May 22, 2022

Woofied

Drugging your dog with sedatives so it can travel on an airplane.

The Delta ticket agent was skeptical fluffy could fly. So, we went full Bill Cosby and woofied her to sleep.

by hew-more-us December 31, 2022

Cracker Woofer

A very white man with such a deep voice he could be a subwoofer.

Yooooo bro, check out that "cracker woofer" over there! he could be a fucking bass guitar!

by Ahmin Yashed June 12, 2019

Woofus

An exclaimed code word to indicate when a teacher or authority figure is approaching. Meant to warn friends so they do not do anything to get into trouble.

Oh dude so i was about to " (friend interrupts) " Woofus!!! " (authority figure passes) "Aw thanks man, any ways so i was about to fuck my girl the other day but then she said she had crabs. FML!!!"

by Themannamedme May 17, 2011

wooftyburgers

A word used to express excitement or suprise towards any situation.

Wooftyburgers!! That girl was hot!

by Dylan Inskeep March 12, 2009