Pink Walrus

The act of stretching out one's labia, braiding them, and then shoving them up your anus.

Dude, check out Sally, she's doing the Pink Walrus!

by Ralph Waylen November 5, 2010

chocolate walrus

When two homosexual men perform fellatio on each other in a position that straight people refer to as the 69 position. After both men ejaculate they procede to poop on each others face, similar to 2 girls 1 cup.

Jason: Dude, is Jim making out with that guy that looks like Johnny Damon?

Chris: He sure is.

Jason: That is so gay. They will probably chocolate walrus tonight.

Chris: That is a guarantee my friend.

by Jmac-Gtown February 20, 2009

walrus punch

1.(n)- similar to donkey punch, this maneuver entails a homoerotic encounter between any animate male and a hugely obese man with a large bushy mustache, of course involving a stiff fist to the back of the head
2.(n) any physical violence to a large mustached fat man

"If I ever meet that Quaker Oat guy, I'm gonna walrus punch the hell out of him."

by little timmy September 9, 2003

dirty walrus

what matt wilken does for fun on the weekends

Matt: Wanna go do sum dirty walrus's?
Dan: Go die in a fire.

by Dan December 18, 2003

Obey the Walrus

A video from YouTube that is one of the scariest clips ever.

We watched Obey the Walrus and now we can't sleep.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 April 8, 2021

Porous Walrus

A fat chick with a leaky vagina.

Shit, look at the stain on the back of her dress; porous walrus!

by FreakyFrenchy December 29, 2009

Walrus Beach

A horrible sight seen from living room window's and common passer-by's.
The walrus is often seen dragging a mattress out for the base of the beach which is then covered by what can only be described as 'flub'. In hopes of apparently tanning this 'flub', hours upon hours are devoted to this, which in turn create's, Walrus Beach.

It was a beautiful day until my eyes fell upon Walrus Beach.

It took 3 days for my sight to return after accidently focusing on Walrus Beach, a horrible optical torture.

The poor neighbor never suspected a thing until it was too late and they could not unsee Walrus Beach.

by Sass sha J May 18, 2010