Volcano

When you are masturbating or fucking your girl, pull out right when you are finishing, plug your tip until all your cum is built up and let that bitch blow all over.
Walker wood was hitting the volcano with Gabe newton
by Gio Catino January 03, 2024
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volcano

(v) to fall asleep or pass out after drinking in a seated or reclined position and then vomit
Yeah, Josh got wasted last night and totally volcanoed, but he's okay.
wasted turnt party foul
by Fiddlebird Blue September 19, 2015
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Volcano

The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.
Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.
by mrfapfapfappityfapfap August 10, 2013
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volcano protection

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 02, 2018
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Jimmy vs. The volcano

Masturbating with cayenne pepper infused lube.
Bill was playing jimmy vs. The volcano and burned his eyes when he misfired.
by AdamDangerX January 11, 2016
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The Onion Volcano

The best part of hibachi when the chef makes a small stack of raw onion rings, puts vegetable oil in it, and lights it on fire whilst it expels steam and flames, like a volcano. (Hence the name).
Them: how was the hibachi dinner last night?
You: it was great, except I missed the onion volcano while I was in the restroom.
Them: aw man, that’s the best part!
by Bandgeek2003 December 26, 2019
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valley volcano

josh: hey man she showed me her valley volcano yesterday!!
me: what’s a valley volcano?
josh: her bootyhole! duh
me: man i wanna eat some valley volcano
by anonymousbabie January 07, 2021
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