blue velvet 

A mix of Paregoric (A camphorated tincture of opium) & Pyribenzamine (an antihistimine) which is strained & then mainlined. Gained popularity in Great Britian during the early 1960's.

If you can get your hands on some real Blue Velvet then you've got a time machine.

blue velvet by Mad Baloney November 10, 2005

tipping the velvet 

an archaic term for cunilingus as performed by lesbians.

i tpped her velvet

tipping the velvet by bob May 29, 2003

Red Velvet Cake 

1. To engage in intercourse with a girl, whilst on her period.
2. To penetrate a white girl's bloody rectum.

Jim: I totally had some red velvet cake last night.

Jane: Nice, did you save some for me?

Jim: Of course... how about after dinner? It'll be a great dessert, hehehe...

Jane: Oooh I can't wait!

Red Velvet Cake by stlmk998 April 16, 2014

playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground 

SEX!

Doin the dirty...

fucking around

being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare

Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..

Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!

playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground by HOoooooch February 16, 2009

Red Velvet Cake 

A Red velvet cake is a cake with a dark red, bright red or red-brown color. It is usually prepared as a layer cake somewhere between chocolate and vanilla in flavor, topped with a creamy white icing. Common ingredients are buttermilk, butter, flour, cocoa, and red food coloring.

Red Velvet Cake

Red Velvet Cake by Mc Ham April 28, 2010

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

Severing The Velvet by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

black velvet 

In the song of same name, "Black Velvet if you please" is a reference to Elvis Presley. No wonder women in Karaoke bars singing the song have seemed so surprised when I've bought them a shot of Black Velvet booze.

"Black velvet with that slow southern style"

black velvet by Larry Barker September 3, 2006