selling your neighbor volcano insurance

1. see mr goodwrench

i sold your momma volcano insurance last night

by grandmaster megazord August 28, 2004

vomit volcano

Throwing up involuntarily after a night of debauchery.

John pulled a vomit volcano in the morning. It was so disturbing we all had Iceland flashbacks.

by hwojciechowski May 10, 2010

Hawaiian Volcano

Taking your spouse’s butthole and filling it up with boiling hot pineapple juice. Then the other person precedes to drink it as the runs down the taint.

Hey Rick, did you give your wife a Hawaiian Volcano last night?

by white peoples resume February 6, 2020

Yummy Spooge Volcano

what happens to you when you mix 2 or more kinds of cereals into one bowl and eat it.

Hey Doug, i was watching a show about ostriches, and i totally released a Yummy Spooge Volcano.

by Grimmace the Herp Derp Purp June 9, 2011

canadian volcano

The act of inserting maple syrup in the girls vagina and then having intercourse. Once the girl climaxes, the maple syrup and cum mix to form volcanic like liquids. It is quite popular in mountainous regions of Canada.

Earl: Dude last night Cara had an intense canadian volcano.

Peter: I bet it wasn't as big as the eruption Maria had a few nights ago.

by shelberry12 September 16, 2010

Arctic Volcano

The act of using a hot curling iron to dildo a girl's bumhole while chilling your penis with an icepack. When penis is fully erect the subsequent anal will fuse the hot sphincter and penis together forcing the couple to become one.

Sophia and I had an arctic volcano last night, we are now a single concious being. We are legion.

by ophj December 10, 2014

The Volcano

When one shits in ones mouth then punch them in the stomach region so that the shit erupts out of the mouth like a volcano.

Murd preformed The Volcano to perfection on some chick named Radika!

by Dirty R September 11, 2006