Vampire dick sucking

Vampire dick sucking occurs when the one individual performing the act of fellatio bites the head off of the reciever's penis, then proceeds to suck all the blood from the penis and the rest of the body for adequate nutrients

Potential method of suicide, not a popular choice

Tim: Did you hear about the mishap with Stacy's diet?
Joe: Nah bruh give me the dirt
Tim: she got so hungry that she sucked the life out of her boyfriend during netflix and chill, vampire style yo
Joe: damn yo, that vampire dick sucking ain't no joke

by Le bass wuber March 19, 2018

vampire sex

When a boy vampire and a girl vampire have sex when the girl is on her period.

Vampires have vampire sex. Mmmm, the blood!

by haxx0rfish April 2, 2007

vampire weekend

A weekend that "sucks" you of energy and leaves you tired for Monday. Depending on what happened this could be a positive or negative occurrence, often both, but generally has an air of regret or hardship.

My presentation at the office is going to be terrible thanks to another vampire weekend spent clubbing with Joe and the gang.

I will be screwed if I have another vampire weekend with final exams coming up next week.

by james vagabond January 24, 2010

Vampire Slayer

The greatest Half Life mod in existence.

Let's go play some Vampire Slayer.

by GothMongler October 11, 2007

Vampire Biscuit

A tampon! - a vampire's favorite tasty treat. Can apply to un-used versions as well, but they are not nearly as tasty.

"Dammit Annie, why did you pack a whole bag full of vampire biscuits? We're only going camping for 2 days!?!

by BeltFedWeapon July 22, 2009

Vampire Dating

A nocturnal relationship where you only date or have booty calls after dark (ie 11pm...)

Someone you never get an email, text or phone call from until after dark
Vampire dating after dark

by Alex NiteSky January 6, 2012

Vampire pheromones

Vampire Pheromones are pheromones released by an organism to attract an individual of the opposite sex, encourage them to mate with them, or perform some other function closely related with sexual reproduction. Sex pheromones specifically focus on indicating females for breeding, attracting the opposite sex, and conveying information on their species, age, sex and genotype after emitted by males. Unlike Biological Pheromones this is more of a Phantasmal or Astral plan Pheromone that appeals directly to ones soul or to ones Spiritual existence. It is said to be ten times more intoxicating than it's biological counterpart.

Her attraction to him was that of a pheromonal attraction, but even deeper! Even more Intense! A sexual attraction that seemed to reside deep inside her soul! This can only be described as the Vampire pheromones. For anything to touch ones soul on such a level and for it to be as entrancing as this. It would only resemble the thirst of a vampire!

by Mr háñdsòme August 13, 2015