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freshman fuck up

when freshman are a total joke and fuck up all the time especially when they have stupid boring parties and the first time they have the opportunity to have a fun one they screw it up by telling their mommies. #ffu problems!!!!
Teenage girl: Mom! theres a party and I hear there's going to be alcohol!!!!
Teenage girl's mom: KK BRB texting everyones moms!
#freshman fuck up
by fkjkfjadsklfj October 3, 2012
mugGet the freshman fuck upmug.

fuck up the party

Someone who brings drugs and/or alcohol to the party.
I'm about to fuck up the party !
by K10 September 19, 2016
mugGet the fuck up the partymug.

fucked up friday

first friday of every month everyone gets as fucked up as they posibly can and party
kat:u ready for fucked up friday!?!?!?!?!?!:D
mom:helll yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
kat:can i have money for tht now?
mom:um no buy ur own shit and my shit
by kat252;] August 7, 2011
mugGet the fucked up fridaymug.

shut the fuck up

the words that is told to a person who talks about the stupidest shit...
by Annie November 12, 2004
mugGet the shut the fuck upmug.

fuck up the shut

Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.
by Gangsta Numba Ninizzle. March 25, 2009
mugGet the fuck up the shutmug.

theft fuck up

when a person is going on a thefting spree and aims for a house they do not know is heavily armed
I saw a theif coming to my house so i gave him a theft fuck up by punching him down my steepest staircase and watched him die, shortly later i threw him in the garbage
by your best idiot April 10, 2010
mugGet the theft fuck upmug.

federally fucked up

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.
"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."
by DaKine1947 March 10, 2011
mugGet the federally fucked upmug.

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