Turkish Sandplow

When a man is having sex with a woman and she says "no please stop. I'm too dry." and the man says "no, I'm getting my nut off anyways!"

I gave that bitch the Turkish Sandplow!

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

Turkish urinal

When a chick gets on her knees and a dude pisses in her mouth. Then to flush, hold her nose shut and close her mouth so she has to swallow it.

Man I was getting some head and had to piss so bad that I decided to give this chick a turkish urinal.

by Andre Bushart April 10, 2007

turkish mudslide

when a dude takes his cock and sticks it up another dudes asshole. then he fucks him so hard and fast that when he pulls out, shit slides out with his dick. is traditionally done by the pilgrims with pocahantus.

dude i totally just gave that chicken a turkish mudslide

by la mariposa October 13, 2008

turkish telephone

Hiding a cellphone in one's anus

Slipping through security I had to pull off a turkish telephone.

by William Watts August 20, 2007

turkish penis salad

A Turkish prison delicacy.

Would you like some Turkish Penis Salad?

by Edward Waddlemar March 13, 2003

Turkish Smoothie

When you Put Your Cock Into A Blender for a couple seconds to get an adrenaline high

Duuuuuude i just chopped up my dick while i was Turkish Smoothieing

by Dickless69 October 24, 2010

Turkish Abortion

When u fuck your mom so hard, u die.

Dear Principal,

Johnny won't be coming to school today, last night he had a turkish abortion.

-Signed, Johnny's Mom

by Hennessey July 21, 2006