Tuesnesday

A mixture of Tuesday and Wednesday, which seem more common that they are, especially during quarantine.
The opposite of thursdafrsasunmon.

Bro 2: Hey dude! You said it was thursdafrsasunmon! But it isn't. That's so messed up.
Bro 1: What? Really? Then what day is it really?
Bro 2: It's Tuesnesday!!
Bro 1: Oh how could I have been so foolish?!?

by Ashes jodi May 7, 2020

Tuere

Tuere is a very rare name. Tuere is a person who will love being your friend and will always stay by your side unless you make her mad. She will make sure that no one will break your heart. Tuere is nice and loves to have friends but she gets stressed easily but hides it. She can never be mad unless you make her made or mess with her bff.

Isobel " He broke up with me" Tuere " Oh really, send me his address."

by Tueretheprettysmartgirl December 7, 2020

Tuesdate

Term for performing bad on a golf course.

Person 1: Wow my handicap is getting worse and worse.

Person 2: Yes that's almost Tuesdate, but don't worry you'll get better.

by TOOPX23 September 21, 2021

Tuesday grand

a person will complain about every situation no matter what and will try to live as bland and boring as possible. if anyone else tries to give them advice they will throw a fit and brush it off

my homies lil bro actin like a tuesday grand so we left his bitch ass at the store

by batboythecool February 28, 2022

Tuesday Rocket

When a girl is riding your cock so hard and fast that she latches on making it impossible to get her off right before you're about to purge, so you kick her off into the air.

I didn't want no kids so I gave her the ol' Tuesday Rocket

by Crispy Fungus August 31, 2023

sucky tuesday

The Tuesday after Super Tuesday in America, where VA, MD, and DC vote in the primaries. This is after Super Tuesday, and the votes sometimes don't mean anything because a winner has already been picked.

"Dude, are you voting today? It's Super Tuesday!"
"Nah man, I vote next week on Sucky Tuesday."

by hoborocks February 6, 2008

Mickey Tuesday

Mickey Tuesday (noun) is the first Tuesday of every month in Ireland when Children's Allowance is received (with the money usually being spent on a copious amount of alcohol rather than on the children themselves).
Popularised by the Ross O'Carroll-Kelly novels.

-Do you fancy a night out next week?

-Definitely, it's Mickey Tuesday next week!

by leftie_14 July 7, 2010