splooge tube

The sock sitting in your room for the sole purpose of jerking off in.

It's been 3 weeks since I washed my splooge tube.
My mom found my splooge tube last night next to my porno magazine.

by Jake and Justin November 10, 2007

Jacuzzi Tube

A Jacuzzi Tube is a sexual euphamism, similar to "Dirty Sanchez," which refers to anal intercourse where the receiver farts while being penetrated.

My girlfriend had mexican food for dinner last night and couldn't stop farting as I fucked her in the ass... It felt great! Like jacuzzi jets all over my cock! Viva la Jacuzzi Tube!!!

by Betsy A May 29, 2007

popper tube

the entry to your womb. "popper" because having a baby is also known as "popping".

that woman is about to have a baby. crikey, it's coming out her popper tube right this minute!

by Patricia Macchina September 08, 2006

lady tube

A female's vagina. It is most commonly used to describe a human vagina.

"Jen told me her lady tube was sore from her escapades with Eric last night"

"Hey Craig, Zach tells me you have a lady tube! You're such a girl!"

by SmrtIMeanSmart April 14, 2009

ZOOM TUBE

An instrument used for smoking marijuanna. A tubular shaped pipe opened on both ends with the bowl located near the far end on top. Also know as a steam roller.

Dude, this zoom tube hits fat.

by Geoff Dietz August 22, 2006

Ripping Tubes

Also known as Pulling Tubes.
To smoke marijuana out of a bong or other water-filtrated smoking device.

"Dude, let's go rip tubes and get blaaazed!!!"

Smokey: "Where are those kids at?"
Mary Jane: "Ripping tubes, man!"

by I Rip Tubes December 19, 2004

fart tube

A type of exhaust system that ricers install on their cars. The muffler creates a low rumble which is intended to imitate the sound of a powerful engine, but the sound more resembles a fart.

Look at that sorry excuse for a car with the fart tube!

by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004