kentucky trumpet

An advanced sexual practice where the male adopts a scissor position with the female and farts into her vagina

For further advanced techniques see - nasty oyster cincinnati ram-rod

David: "Things went a bit crazy with stacy last night. I filled her up with a Kentucky Trumpet!"

Matt: "Your the Boss!"

by Dr Bajashooze August 24, 2011

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porcelain trumpet

the low pitch echoing sound which is heard when one expels gas while sitting firmly on the toilet. Most commonly found when the air between blast of fecal matter is released while having diarrhea.

I walked into that bathroom and the dude in the last stall was playing the porcelain trumpet like a pro.

by 010101010101010101010101 May 19, 2011

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Bum trumpet

A fart - but more specifically a particularly loud, long and smelly fart.

Ell: Jeez whats that noise.....oh bloody hell someone open a door what IS that?
Livy: it's just Isa playing the bum trumpet - chill dad!

by Lazyfatbitch December 30, 2016

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the trumpet is the greatest instrument ever. It gets most of the solos in all of the groups, can be played in orchestra, classical, jazz, or just about anything else. trumpets are normally cocky with great reason. trumpet is the best instrument in the world! hail to the brass! pep bands die with out the trumpets because they're the loudest and the best.

P1: man have you heard that kid play the trumpet?
P2: yeah... he's such a screamer, it's awesome!
P1: if he keeps going like that he's going to be like Miles Davis

by Melodie April 17, 2005

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