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hes someone that i will love forever

hes laugh is so weird but i love it everything about him i love everyone gets the wrong image about him thinking hes a gangsta or scary but in reality hes a simp loving caring and allover amazing hes also a asshole sometimes. he left me because of what pepole would think im still trying to get over him3 months later still love him to peices tho<3
friend: tristan is so scary omg
me: why would u say that hes actually a really good guy so stop judging him ffs
tristan by thepinkjellybean September 12, 2021
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tristan is a guy with a big ass dick and is insane in bed
girl 1: have u seen tristans sex tape

girl 2: OMG yes i want him to rail me so bad
tristan by gygyQDGEYUf September 22, 2021
the nicest, prettiest, funniest, guy i know he’s a one and only person
omg he’s a tristan
tristan by mommymilkers1111 October 15, 2021
Guy1 have you seen Tristan?

Guy2 yea he’s gotta be 250 lb at least

Guy3 yea tristans big and sexy
Tristan: MY FUCKING PHONE IS PLAYING CHINATOWN! SPOTIFY ISN'T EVEN OPEN!
Tristan by tristan? November 6, 2021
The worst fisherman when it comes to fishing.
Hey look a at that fish Tristan didn't catch
Tristan by CouchPotatoSL November 20, 2021
The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion
Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say
Tristan by FPLM November 20, 2021