Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

by Catching Tickets September 17, 2020

Cum tickets

used to wipe cum or semen off your genitalia

I used my cum tickets after I jacked off.

by Lit1997 February 26, 2021

speeding ticket

Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.

Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"

Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."

by senthurmanz June 14, 2021

Golden Ticket

Slightly elusive, the Golden Ticket tier reflects the excitement and rarity of finding a golden ticket. These items are a cut above the ordinary, offering a glimpse into a world of greater possibilities. They are not guaranteed for everyone, but for those who find them, they promise access to something beyond the Medical Gown basics.

1. The golden-ticket glow of her new amulet was a status symbol, catching envious glances from fellow guild members.

2. Their golden ticket victory was not just about luck; it was a testament to their relentless practice.

by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023

chick flick bitch tricked

When your girl tricks you into seeing a chick flick by building it up as something it's not based off the title alone OR choosing a movie at random to see with your bro or bros based off an epic title alone, only to find out it's a chick flick.

"Uh-oh, bro, there's a lot of crying in this movie. I think we got chick flick bitch tricked, why the hell would they name this movie Anarchist Aliens in Boston?"

by FilthyDirtFox July 26, 2019

The Golden Ticket

Information about someone that is so deadly that it could ruin their life. Most commonly used to flame or embarrassing someone.

Christian, stop being a prick or I’ll whip out the golden ticket.

by ChillyChad May 21, 2022

trickeration

a creative play in college football, such as to fool the camera man and the defensive line

"WOOOOOAAHHH nelly!! its gonna be a barn burner today!! and watch out these Huskers and known for their trickeration."

by BMG December 17, 2002